So it’s all over and done with. I’ve finished the cayenne pepper and maple syrup diet. I thought on Friday that I wouldn’t be able to finish because I’d lost all faith in the diet. I was annoyed, I couldn’t sleep, I felt nauseous, I’d given up and completely lost faith. I’m sure this is how it felt to be a Tottenham fan before Gareth Bale got good.
Worst of all, I had the shakes and a temperature and thought that would be my lot for this diet. No weight loss is worth getting that ill for. The juice just wasn’t worth the squeeze (get it?!). But I got back to Leeds, weighed myself and I’d lost half a stone. In five days. So like any child who starts to get their own way, I thought I’d shut up whining.
Fortunately I got better over this weekend, although by the final day on Sunday aka yesterday, I’d stopped putting the cayenne pepper in the drinks. I just couldn’t stomach it anymore. I will never have cayenne pepper again. I used to use it when cooking jambalaya and other spicy food, but I’m knocking it on the head now. I’ve got no time for it. I’m a paprika man through and through from now on. The same goes for the maple syrup. I had never had it before last Monday and I will never have it again. The lemons are exempt from this resentment.
This week I’ve learnt that I had more willpower than I thought I had. I’ve dieted before and never stuck to it and only been half as hungry as I was this week. I think it was a good exercise in self control even if it was all in all a stupid idea to do the diet. It made me ill and I still think even with training, that some of the weight I’ve lost will go straight back on so it’s not really a true reflection.
Which brings me conveniently along to my final weight at the end of the diet. Last Monday I was weighed at the osteopath clinic and weight bang on 14 stone. As of 8.30am this Monday morning, I weigh……………………
When I looked at that photo again, I was a big fan of it. Firstly because it makes my bicep look big in the shadow and secondly because it is the proof that I lost 10lbs in a week, yes that’s right 10 BLOODY POUNDS.
That’s more than I thought I would lose. I genuinely thought half a stone at best and at one point this week I convinced myself that I’d lost sod all. But I’m realistic at the same time. I know that I will put some of that one soon as I eat. And I definitely know because I just ate a low fat yoghurt, drank a small glass of orange juice and ate two small pineapple chunks and weighed myself. Had put 3lbs back on. The highs and lows of weight loss!!
As my mate Col has just reminded me, weighing myself everytime I eat is stupid and I will just torture myself all week so my next weigh in will be next Monday. My goal is ideally to lose more but I have to be sensible and going back to solid food might cancel out the training I will start doing. If I can stay the same or not put on more than three or four pounds then I will be pleased.
I will never do the Cayenne Pepper and Maple Syrup diet again. Yes I am lighter for it, but I wrote off a week of my life to do it and I genuinely think for someone who is used to a good intake of calories, it is too extreme. Although it makes me think I could do that 5-2 diet quite easily where two days of the week you have like 500 calories. That may be an option later down the line.
This week it’s about building my strength up and on Wednesday I start my training programme with John. I bought a new gym t-shirt and shorts yesterday, so I’m gonna look like one of those gym bellends who has all the gear and no idea. Brilliant.
Speak soon.
xx